The things you can do with drum machines. Here are two videos that I thought were dope. The first one is a dude making an entire song in one take, and the next is a mash up of crazy ish Soccer coaches say. (I refuse to call that game "Football" the true football is the one you play with your feet. This "American Football" might as well be called "Soccer" because you "sock" people to get to the goal. There is no "socking" in football. Get that ish straight. Until then, I will refer to "American Football" as soccer.)