Nice stop motion (and you know I hate stop motion, but this is good) on food ethics, a video commissioned by Chipotle to probably boost their image among their hipster costumers who dont realize this is just a farce (see the other video below for some though provoking perspectives).  Basically Chipotle, like any capitalistic enterprise could care less about a sustainable system that is ethical and ecologically friendly if it doesnt bring in revenue.  Watch the video with that in mind, because its fairly informative in a way that is creative and effective in conveying information in a nutshell.   Also, how to scam chiptole in an "ethical" way lol:  Here

At Chipotle you are allowed to add as much stuff on your burrito without extra charge, with an exception of guacamole and meat.  That means, unlimited amounts of rice, beans, veggies, salsa, sour cream, cheese, lettuce, etc.  Why not take advantage of that?  Here is a step by step guide to getting your money's worth at Chipotle.

1.  Order a burrito (preferably veggie because then you get expensive guacamole as part of the dish) 

2.  Ask for double tortilla

3.  Here is the tricky part, the servers at Chipotle only put enough stuff on your burrito so that they can roll it successfully.  Ask for more.  Even when you ask for more, they will only give a teaspoons worth.  Keep asking for more until you are completely satisfied with your amount.  You should have enough stuff to make two burritos

4.  Tell them NOT to roll your burrito

5.  Ask them to serve it on a platter.  They have platters underneath their counter, but usually when you ask for it, they will act like they have no idea what you are talking about.  Let them know its under the counter.

6.  You should only pay the price for one burrito.  

7.  Secret:  Be sure to ask for their famous dressing.  This stuff is amazing.  Its like 2000 calories but it tastes like infinite calories!  I think its made from chili sauce and honey.  Its what makes the burrito ten times more tasty.    

8.  If done correctly, it should look like the mountain of food below.  Should you run into any problems just tell them you work at a Chipotle, and that you do this all the time.  They will refrain from hassling you.  

9.  What I like doing is mixing all the ingredients together throughly, dressing included.  I usually use a fork and knife to achieve this mixing process.  Why mix the contents?  I hate when I order a burrito and I get a bite of just sour cream or a bite of just rice, or a bite of just sour cream again.  I like my burritos to have a uniform filing and taste.  

10.  From underneath, carefully remove the tortilla that you should have order in step two.  Use this tortilla to eat the contents like an Indian.  See below

11.  Eat as much as you can and when you are done, wrap the remaining contents with the second tortilla and walk away with an extra burrito to munch on 4 hours later.

*For those of you who don't know, Chipotle, like In-and-Out burger, has a secret menu.  Discover it here.